I'm Not A Great Poetry Fan.

We Now Live In A World Where The Only Thing To Have Is Success, But Failure Is Marvelous. It's Fertiliser, It's Like Living Fertiliser, Because You're Forced On Yourself.

Madness Is A Prerequisite Of Being In Showbusiness.

Being Gay And Being A Woman Has One Big Thing In Common, Which Is That We Both Become Invisible After The Age Of 42. Who Wants A Gay 50-year-old? No One, Let Me Tell You.

I Don't Think I've Ever Tried To Change Anyone. I Don't Have The Energy.

I Smell Of Sweat. I Don't Like People Smelling Of All These Weird Things. I Think Deodorant Is Disgusting.