I'm Not A First-place Person.

I Like To Play Unattractive People Who Think They're Pretty. You Can Do What You Want, But I Prefer To Look Interesting.

I'm Drawn To Real-life Characters. A Lot Of The Characters I Play, I've Had In Me Since Second Grade. I've Been Dragging Them Around My Entire Life, And Then Sometimes I Marry Them With Different People. But Seldom Have I Really Come Up With A New Character. In My Head It's Like, "i'll Pull That Person Out That I've Been Doing Since Sixth Grade And See Where They're At Right Now.".

You Just Can't Enjoy Any Of The Movie When You're In It.

People Who Shop In Health Food Stores Never Look Healthy.

I Feel Confident Writing On My Feet With Improv, But It's Different When You're Sitting Down And Writing It Out.