I'm Larry David. I Happen To Enjoy

I Tend To Stay With The Panic. I Embrace The Panic.

Zero, Zero Belief In Myself. And It's Changed Somewhat, But There's Still A Lot Of That In Me.

Hear The Birds? Sometimes I Like To Pretend That I'm Deaf And I Try To Imagine What It's Like Not To Be Able To Hear Them. It's Not That Bad.

There's Also A Certain Rhythm To The Way Jews Talk That Might Be Funny.

The Closest I Ever Came To Death Was Masturbating With A 104-degree Temperature.