I'm Just Really Proud Of 'dead Head

I Like To Be In Waiting Rooms With People As They're Auditioning, Because Their Terror Calms Me.

Freedom Of Speech Is, To All Americans, As Oxygen Is To The Human Condition. It Is A Right That Has Been Irreversibly Programmed Into Our Hard Drive. We Are Free To Speak Our Minds. An Artist's Right To Express Him Or Herself As Best Suits Their Art, Is The Artist's Prerogative And It Is Guaranteed.

Tv Tends To Look For The Living Equivalents Of Squeaky-clean Kens And Barbies, But With My Dial I'm More Like Ken's Dirty Old Uncle.

My Son, Max, Was Born The Day Princess Di Died.

If You Watch 'e.t.' And Say That There Are Holes In The Story Because This Alien Lands, Then Don't Go To The Movie! It Drives Me Insane.