I'm Irish. We Think Sideways

My Father Confused Me. From The Ages Of One To Seven, I Thought My Name Was Jesus Christ!

Is There Anything Worn Under The Kilt? No, It's All In Perfect Working Order.

To Harry Secombe: I Hope You Die First As I Don't Want You Singing At My Funeral.

A Bird In The Strand Is Worth Two In Shepherds Bush

Many People Die Of Thirst But The Irish Are Born With One.