I'm Irish. We Think Sideways

It Was A Perfect Marrige. She Didn`t Want To And He Couldn`t

A Sure Cure For Seasickness Is To Sit Under A Tree.

My Father Confused Me. From The Ages Of One To Seven, I Thought My Name Was Jesus Christ!

I Told You I Was Ill. (on His Headstone)

For Ten Years Caesar Ruled With An Iron Hand. Then With A Wooden Foot, And Finally With A Piece Of String.