I'm Handsome, No Ands, Buts Or Ifs.

I Believe It Was Shakespeare Who Said, 'all The World's A Stage, And You Are Crap!'

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My Most Important Professional Accomplishment To Date Is The Ability To Keep Working With Absolutely No Skills Whatsoever.

Rudolf The Red-nosed Reindeer, Dead At 53. Over Barcelona Today, The Famed Reindeer Was Hit By A Flock Of Seagulls And A 747. Eyewitnesses Report, That The Reindeer In Spain Was Hit Mainly By The Plane.

What If Hamsters Fought In The American Revolution?