I'm Going To Do Things When They

I'll Tell You What My Real Dream Is. I Mean My Absolute Number One Dream That Will Mean I Die A Happy Man If It Happens. I Want To See A Ufo. They're Real. I Don't Care If You Look At Me Like That. Ufo's Are A Definite Fact And I've Got To See One Soon.

If The Fans Want Me Out, I'll Put My Hands Up And Leave. Like A Proper Man. I Won't Make Excuses, I'll Leave.

But If I Wasn't Playing, I Would Drink Saturdays, Then Sunday, Then Monday. Then I Would Try And Train And It Was No Good, Then Have Another Drink Just To Pass The Day Away.

I've Learnt And I Just Want To Be Respected For What I've Achieved On The Pitch. I Know I Haven't Achieved Much Off It But I Do Know I've Given Pleasure To People Watching Me Play Football Over The Years.

I Never Make Predictions And I Never Will.