I'm Eighteen, And I Don't Know What

Nobody And Nothing Beats The Simpsons. Even After All This Time, It's Still The Best Satire Since Monty Python.

When You Touch Me There, Honey, Makes My Blood Perspire, You Got My Body Flaming Like A California Fire. Pulsing, Pounding, Pushing No Longer In Control, Heatwave In My Brain, Smolder In My Soul.

Golf Is The Crack Of Sports. If You Hit Five Good Shots, You Know You Can Hit Six Good Shots. The Next Time You Hit Six Good Shots, You Know You Can Hit Seven.

Every Rock'n'roll Band I Know, Guys With Long Hair And Tattoos, Plays Golf Now.

They Say That Golf Isn't A Contact Sport. Not The Way That We Play It