I'm At An Age When My Back

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My Sister-in-law Is So Skinny That She Has A Striped Dress With Only One Stripe.

Your Husband Is Lazy If Coffee Doesn't Keep Him Awake - Even When It's Hot And Being Spilled On Him.

I Serve Dinner In Three Phases: Serve The Food, Clear The Table, Bury The Dead.

The Real Reason Your Pro Tells You To Keep Your Head Down Is So You Can't See Him Laughing At You.