I'm As Excited As A Kid With

If I Got A Superpower I Wouldn't Say, Oh, I Got To Get A Costume And Put On A Mask. I Would Say Hey, I Can Do Something Better Than Other People. How Can I Turn It Into A Buck?

I Hated Teenagers In Comics Because They Were Always Sidekicks. And I Always Felt If I Were A Superhero, There's No Way I'd Pal Around With Some Teenager, You Know.

When Writing, I Model All The Heroes After Myself. Of Course, It's Hard To Make Them Quite As Wonderful As I Am, But I Come As Close As I Can.

I Never Understood Why People Take Drugs. They're Habit Forming And They Can Kill You. I Didn't Need Anything To Pep Me Up Or Make Me Feel More Creative, And I Didn't Need Them To Help Me With Women.

Once, I'd Written A Western Story, And One Of The Panels Was Just A Hand Holding A Six-shooter, And There Was A Puff Of Smoke Coming Out Of The Barrel, And A Straight Horizontal Line, Indicating The Trajectory Of The Bullet. So That Page Was Sent Back To Me From The Code Office, Saying That The Particular Panel Was Too Violent. I Asked Them What They Meant, And They Told Me--i Swear--"the Puff Of Smoke Is Too Big." Well, Of Course. So I Had The Artist Make The Smoke A Little Smaller, And The Youth Of America Was Saved.