I'm Actually Not On Twitter.

Did You Know That The Institution Of Marriage Was Created When The Average Person Lived To The Age Of 30?

I Think Beauty Comes From Within, And Society Paints A Ridiculous Picture.

A Few Years Ago I Was At A Party And This Guy Threw Me Over His Shoulder, Ran Across The Street, Put Me In His Car, And Stuck His Tongue In My Mouth.

You Can Tell A Lot About A Person From His Underwear.

I Don't Do The Super-clean-living L.a. Thing.