I'm Actually A Very Moral Guy.

I Was Raised In A Truly Typical Midwestern Home With A Lot Of Repression. My Life, And The Creation Of Playboy, Were A Response To That Repression.

Picasso Had His Pink Period And His Blue Period. I Am In My Blonde Period Right Now.

Someone Once Asked, 'what's Your Best Pickup Line?' I Said, 'my Best Pickup Line Is, 'hi, My Name Is Hugh Hefner.''

Since Time Immemorial, Youth Has Set The Universal Standard Of Physical Beauty, And The Reason Is Simply That A Shapely Firm Young Face And Body Are More Attractive Sexually And Aesthetically Than Bulges, Sags And Wrinkles.

Several Girlfriends Are Easier To Handle Than One Wife.