I'm A Sucker For A Funny Script.

Motherhood Changed Me Because It Is So Fundamental What You're Doing For Another Person. And You Are Able To Do It Even Though It Takes A Lot.

It Was Not A Healthy Marriage For Long Time. It Was Never About Another Man, It Was About What My And Dennis's Relationship Could Not Sustain.

I Am Convinced, Completely Convinced, That There Was Nothing Random About [the Adoption], She Is The Daughter I Should Have.

Through Clinton And Monica, Clinton And Hillary, The Scandal, The Impeachment, Iraq, Bruce And Demi, Ellen And Anne, I Have Remained Consistently And Nauseatingly Adorable. I Have, In Fact, Been Known To Cause Diabetes.

All Of [motherhood] Surprised Me. It Surprised Me From The Very First Second I Saw Jack. I'd Believed That My Pregnancy Was A Condition. It Never Computed. And There He Was. Everyone Made Fun Of Me Because I Stared At Him For Months And Months, Not Being Able To Believe He Was Real.