I'm A Really Good Swimmer.

In Every Circle Of Friends There's Always That One Person Everyone Secretly Hates. Don't Have One? Then It's Probably You.

A Lot Of People Have Gotten Into Comedy Because Of Certain Influences In Their Lives Or Events That Were Painful, And I Really Have Wracked My Brain To Figure It Out. I Pretty Much Have Had A Normal Childhood. Maybe It Was Too Normal.

I Love Playing The Macho Guy Who Looks Like An Idiot.

I Have The Physique A Lot Of People Dream About Having. It's My Obligation To Share It With The World.

I Guess Destiny Isn't The Path Chosen For Us, But The Path We Chose For Ourselves.