I'm A Hero Wid Coward's Legs, I'm

For Ten Years Caesar Ruled With An Iron Hand. Then With A Wooden Foot, And Finally With A Piece Of String.

My Father Confused Me. From The Ages Of One To Seven, I Thought My Name Was Jesus Christ!

God Made Nightbutman Made Darkness.

Chopsticks Are One Of The Reasons The Chinese Never Invented Custard.

A Sure Cure For Seasickness Is To Sit Under A Tree.