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Happiness Comes From Knowing What You Truly Value, And Behaving In A Way That's Consistent With Those Beliefs.

I Rarely Do Anything On The Show By Myself. I Dont Want It To Be About Me. Squatting In The Sewer In San Francisco, Its Really Hot, Were Up To Our Knees In A River Of Crap. Rats And Cockroaches Are All Over. I Would Never, Ever Walk Into That Environment, Except For The Fact That The Guy Who Does It Every Day Is Squatting Next To Me.

The Search For Truth In Cyberspace Will Take You Through The Wormhole, And There's Nothing On The Other Side But Pedants And Nitpickers And Bottomless Ambiguity. If You're Not Careful, You'll Spend All Your Time Proving Everything And Understanding Nothing.

What You Do, Who You’re With, And How You Feel About The World Around You, Is Completely Up To You.

I Can Say The Willingness To Get Dirty Has Always Defined Us As An Nation, And It's A Hallmark Of Hard Work And A Hallmark Of Fun, And Dirt Is Not The Enemy.