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As A Young Girl, I Was Very Proud At Overcoming A Reading Handicap Whilst Other Girls Of My Age Read Abundantly.

One Should Not Seek Happiness, But Rather Happy People.

A Major Shortcoming Of The Resistance Is The Outnumbering, Before Long, Of The Genuine Warriors By Camera-carrying Midgets Intent On Leaving A Record Of Their Purported Heroism.

When I Find A Colour Darker Than Black, I'll Wear It. But Until Then, I'm Wearing Black!

Women Have Always Been The Strong Ones Of The World. The Men Are Always Seeking From Women A Little Pillow To Put Their Heads Down On. They Are Always Longing For The Mother Who Held Them As Infants.