If You Want To Make A Song

It's Snowing Still," Said Eeyore Gloomily. "so It Is." "and Freezing." "is It?" "yes," Said Eeyore. "however," He Said, Brightening Up A Little, "we Haven't Had An Earthquake Lately.

A Fly Can't Bird, But A Bird Can Fly.

When You Are Pretty Sure That An Adventure Is Going To Happen, Brush The Honey Off Your Nose And Spruce Yourself Up As Best You Can, So As To Look Ready For Anything.

If The English Language Had Been Properly Organized ... Then There Would Be A Word Which Meant Both 'he' And 'she', And I Could Write, 'if John Or Mary Comes Heesh Will Want To Play Tennis', Which Would Save A Lot Of Trouble.

No Brain At All, Some Of Them [people], Only Grey Fluff That's Blown Into Their Heads By Mistake, And They Don't Think.