If You Tell The Truth About How

I'm Really Only Happy When I'm On Stage. I Just Feed Off The Energy Of The Audience. That's What I'm All About - People And Laughter.

You Have To Discover When You're Inadequate To Be Funny And You Don't Know You're Inadequate When You're A Kid.

I Was Planning On My Future As A Homeless Person. I Had A Really Good Spot Picked Out.

I Gave A Funny Speech At My Wife's Birthday Party, And I'm Thinking, 'hey, I've Still Got It.'

I Don't Think Anyone Really Is Interested In Reading About My Emotional State. It's Not Even Interesting To Me.