If You Shake My Hand, Better Count

Yesterday Evening I Received A Call That A Person Had Located A Body And The Investigators From Sdsd Homicide Division Described Our Beloved Mother, Sally Estabrook. Thank You All For Your Prayers, Your Good Thoughts, And Positive Vibes.

What Do I Bring To The Democratic National Convention That Other Reporters Don't? Hair.

Mogami Cable Is Durable And Flexible Enough To Practically Build A Suspension Bridge With But I'll Settle For Using It For My Guitars And Amps!

If I'm Gonna Commit Suicide, I'll Go Out Eatin' Pussy To Death.

Well, The Stuff That I Liked Growing Up Was Ac/dc, Led Zeppelin, But I Also Liked The Beatles And Guys Like Cat Stevens And Elton John.