If You Laugh At It, You Can

I Don't Think I'm Good In Bed. My Husband Never Said Anything, But After We Made Love He'd Take A Piece Of Chalk And Outline My Body.

People Say That Money Is Not The Key To Happiness, But I Always Figured If You Have Enough Money, You Can Have A Key Made.

No Man Will Ever Put His Hand Up Your Dress Looking For A Library Card.

Run Scared ... And They Never Catch You.

There Is Not One Female Comic Who Was Beautiful As A Little Girl.