If You Haven't Got Eyes, You Shouldn't

If You Sit In A Bath Of Pineapple Chunks, It Can Kill You. That's Well Documented.

I Came Up With A Good Idea... See-through Skin.

I Don't Know Why Small Chocolates Are Called Fun-sized; I Mean, If I Called A Midget Fun-sized, They'd Kick Off.

I Came Face-to-face With A Gorilla Which Was Quite Good, But It Was A 10-hour Trek In Bad Weather, Up Hills, Covered In Mud, With Mosquitoes Everywhere And When We Got There The Gorilla's Just Sat There Doing Nowt.

I Don't Know Any Londoners 'cos I'm From Manchester.