If You Go To A Magic Show,

I Didn't Come Here And I Ain't Leavin'.

Family Farmers Are Small Farmers Who Love The Land. They're Still Not Getting Enough Money For Their Product And Are Rapidly Losing Their Battle To Stay In Business. By Helping The American Family Farmer, We Will In Turn Help Ourselves Out Of The Economic Hole That We Find Ourselves In Today. It Doesn't Really Matter How We Got Here; The Point Is, We Have To Dig Our Way Out.

Let The Jerks Of The World Serve As The Perfect Example Of What You Don't Want To Be. You'll Be A Heck Of A Lot Happier, And In The Long Run, There's A Chance That Other Person At Work Will End Up Asking What Your Secret Is. Why Are You The Happy One? In Other Words, Don't Let Your Thoughts Think You. Besides, If You're Really Gonna Get Pissed, Don't Waste It On Your Family, Friends, Or Coworkers, Save It For Something That Really Matters.

When You're Singing, You're Using Extra Muscles, And It Requires A Lot Of Exercise And Breathing. You Can't Do That If You're A Sissy. If I Have Any Fitness Advice For People, I'd Tell Them To Sing More. It's Good Therapy, Too.

Americans Don't Eat Horses. They Are Not Raised As Food Animals And They Are Treated With Chemicals That Render Them Unsafe For Consumption. The Regulations Needed To Change Their Status To "food Animals" Would Cripple Every Aspect Of The Horse Industry As We Know It. Plus, It Would Be Wrong.