If You Expect Someone Else To Guide

My Voice Is For Hire. My Endorsement Is Not For Hire. I Will Do A Voice-over, But I Cannot Endorse Without Making A Different Kind Of Commitment. My Politics Are Very Personal And Subjective.

When I Was In New York After I Left The Army, I Studied For Two Years At The American Theater Wing, Studied Acting, Which Involved Dance And Fencing And Speech Classes And History Of Theater, All That.

I Love To See Actors' Work. I Love To Surf Channels Late At Night And Accidentally Run Into Movies I Hadn't Seen Before. It Makes Me Very Proud Of The Profession.

The One Constant Through All The Years Has Been Baseball. America Has Rolled By Like An Army Of Steamrollers. It's Been Erased Like A Blackboard, Rebuilt, And Erased Again. But Baseball Has Marked The Time. This Field, This Game, Is A Part Of Our Past. It Reminds Us Of All That Once Was Good, And What Could Be Again.

People Who Lusted After Marilyn Monroe Had No Idea She Stuttered. It Is The Secret Of Her Sexiness, Actually.