If You Don’t Think You Have The

Standing Between These Two Guys You'd Have To Be Me To Know How I'm Feelin'!

When I Went To Chicago, I'll Put It Like This: I Was Looking For A Dime And I Found A Quarter.

I'm Going Through A Divorce Now. This Is The Second One, And Like Baseball, I'm Not Gonna Get Three Strikes. I've Been Living By Myself For Five Years And I'm Very Comfortable. I Can Play My Guitar When I Want To.

When You Catch Me Playing Something At Home, It's Somebody Else's Stuff Where I Can What We Call Steal Licks From, And That's How I Taught Myself How To Play.

Once I Was Checking To Hotel And A Couple Saw My Ring With Blues On It. They Said, 'you Play Blues. That Music Is So Sad.' I Gave Them Tickets To The Show, And They Came Up Afterwards And Said, 'you Didn't Play One Sad Song.'