If You Can't Keep Up, Drag Them

Two Things Reduce Prejudice: Education And Laughter.

May Your Happiest Days Of The Past Be Your Saddest Days Of Your Future.

Humility Is The Embarrassment You Feel When You Tell People How Wonderful You Are.

A Free Press Is One That Prints A Dictator's Speech But Doesn't Have To.

Noblest Of All Dogs Is The Hot-dog; It Feeds The Hand That Bites It.