If You Can't Bear To Have Your

The Lecturer Who Is Full Of His Subject Is Usually Very Slow In Emptying Himself.

Corrupt Officials Are Usually Close-mouthed And Open-handed.

It Takes Far More Courage To Violate A Custom Than A Law.

Compare What You Want With What You Have, And You'll Be Unhappy; Compare What You Deserve With What You Have, And You'll Be Happy.

Definition Of A Statistician: A Man Who Believes Figures Don't Lie, But Admits Than Under Analysis Some Of Them Won't Stand Up Either.