If You Are Not The Lead Dog,

It's Better To Have Died A Small Child Than To Be A Politician Who Gets Caught In A Scandal During A Slow News Month.

There's Nothing Inherently Dirty About Sex, But If You Try Real Hard And Use Your Imagination You Can Overcome That.

There's No Such Thing As Being Too Southern.

I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.

"have You Done Your Homework?" My Mother Would Ask. "i'll Do It Later." "you Will Do It Now, Young Man. I Don't Want You Winding Up On The Third Shift At Flagg-utica." Flagg-utica Was A Local Textile Plant. Somehow, I Never Could Figure How Failing To Read Three Chapters In My Geography Book About The Various Sorts Of Vegetation To Be Found In A Tropical Rain Forest Had Anything To Do With Facing A Life As A Mill Hand. But With Enough Guilt And Fear As Catalysts, You Can Read Anything, Even Geography Books And Deuteronomy.