If You Are Not The Lead Dog,

There's Nothing Inherently Dirty About Sex, But If You Try Real Hard And Use Your Imagination You Can Overcome That.

Baptists Never Make Love Standing Up. They're Afraid Someone Might See Them And Think They're Dancing.

Life Is A Sexually Transmitted Terminal Disease.

The Only Way That I Could Figure They Could Improve Upon Coca-cola, One Of Life's Most Delightful Elixirs, Which Studies Prove Will Heal The Sick And Occasionally Raise The Dead, Is To Put Bourbon In It.

Kinky Sex Involves The Use Of Duck Feathers. Perverted Sex Involves The Whole Duck.