If We're A Hit, Let 'em Say

I Don't Like To Lose, And That Isn't So Much Because It Is Just A Football Game, But Because Defeat Means The Failure To Reach Your Objective.

If Winning Isn't Everything Why Bother To Keep The Score?

I Enjoy Talking To My Football Men And My Chemistry Classes And I Feel Sure That They Are Quite Interested In What I Have To Say.

Football Is A Game Played With Arms, Legs And Shoulders But Mostly From The Neck Up.

You Know, I've Been Attending So Many Banquets That I Know What They're Going To Serve Before I Get There.