If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.

I Arm Myself With Punch Lines And A Big Old Water Gun.

If Life Gives You Limes, Make Margaritas.

It's Important To Have As Much Fun As Possible While We're Here. It Balances Out The Times When The Minefield Of Life Explodes.

Places I've Lived Since Then Had To Have Some Kind Of Uniqueness And Character About Them. And Logically Key West, And Then Down Island. So, All Of That Stuff Sort Of Had It's Roots In New Orleans And Went Crazy.

We Need More Fruitcakes In This World And Less Bakers! We Need People That Care! I'm Mad As Hell! And I Don't Want To Take It Anymore!