If She Wasn't Your Grandmother I'd Shoot

I Take In A Lot Of Stuff From Real Life, Movies, Television, News And It All Gets Mixed In My Head And Somehow Turns Into A Story Idea.

When People Ask What You Do, Tell Them You're A Writer. Put Yourself On The Line. Make A Commitment.

I Went To The Door, And Gary Tried Hard Not To Notice I Was Blue. He Looked At His Feet, And He Looked Above My Head, And He Cleared His Throat. It's Okay,' I Said. 'i Know I'm Blue.' It Caught Me By Surprise,' He Said. 'i Didn't Want To Seem Rude.

Lula Had Eminem Cranked Up. He Was Rapping About Trailer Park Girls And How They Go Round The Outside, And I Was Wondering What The Heck That Meant. I'm A White Girl From Trenton. I Don't Know These Things. I Need A Rap Cheat Sheet.

Look At You! You Look Like Rangeman Barbie. You Got A Gun And Everything. -lula