If Life Were A Camera, I'd Have

If I Were Given The Opportunity To Present A Gift To The Next Generation, It Would Be The Ability For Each Individual To Learn To Laugh At Himself.

Today Is My Grandfather's Birthday." "how Old Is He?" "sixty-three. It's Hard To Believe He Was Once A Human Being.

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night And Ask Why Me? Then A Voice Answers Nothing Personal, Your Name Just Happened To Come Up.

Charlie Brown: "life Is Just Too Much For Me... I've Been Confused Right From The Day I Was Born... I Think The Whole Trouble Is That We're Thrown Into Life Too Fast... We're Not Really Prepared..." Linus: "what Did You Want... A Chance To Warm Up First?"

I'm Depressed! I'm Completely Depressed! I Am Firmly Convinced That There Is No One In This World Who Really Likes Me!" "so What Else Is New?