If It Doesn't Fart Or Eat Hay,

It's My Custom To Say Something Flattering To Begin With So I Shall Be Excused If I Put My Foot In It Later On.

How Do You Keep The Natives Off The Booze Long Enough To Pass The Test?

You Look Like You're Ready For Bed!

I Thought It Was Against The Law For A Woman To Solicit.

Only A Scotsman Can Really Survive A Scottish Education.