If It Can Bleed, We Can Kill

My Kids Just Brought Home A Beautiful Pumpkin, But You Know What? I'm Going To Return It Because It's A Democratic Pumpkin. It Has The Orange Color Of John Kerry's Tan, And The Roundness Of Teddy Kennedy.

Normal People Can Be Happy With A Regular Life, But There Is More To Life Than Just Plodding Through An Average Existence.

Always Have One Possibility In Mind And That Is To Go To The Top, To Be The Best. Everything Else Should Just Be A Means To That End.

There Are Some Girls Who Are Turned On By My Body, And Some Others Who Are Turned Off. But For The Majority I Just Use It As A Conversation Piece. Like Someone Walking A Cheetah Down 42nd Street Would Have A Natural Conversation Piece. Then When They Get To Talking To Me They See I Am Not Mean But Gentle To Them And Thats All They Want To Know

I Was Also Going To Give A Graduation Speech In Arizona This Weekend. But With My Accent, I Was Afraid They Would Try To Deport Me.