If I Were Blind, I'd Wear A

I Like Playing Frisbee. It Is The Only Sport Where You Can Throw Something At A Person And It's Okay.

Brought To You By Raising Your Voice. The Next Best Thing To Being Right.

If You Really Think About It, Hitting The Snooze Button In The Morning Doesn't Even Make Sense. It's Like Saying, 'i Hate Getting Up In The Morning-so I Do It Over... And Over... And Over Again.'

And Of Course I Didn't Make Any Money From Stand Up For Years, So I Had Temp Jobs. That Was The Way I Made Money.

Employee Of The Month Is A Good Example Of How Somebody Can Be Both A Winner And A Loser At The Same Time.