If I Knew What I Was So

If You Can Tell Anyone About It, It's Not The Worst Thing You Ever Did.

Many Beautiful Women Have Been Made Happy By Their Own Beauty, But No Intelligent Woman Has Ever Been Made Happy By Her Own Intelligence.

Neurotics Are Always Looking For Something New To Overdo.

There's Nothing Wrong With Most Men's Egos That The Kowtowing Of A Headwaiter Can't Cure.

Ma-ma Does Everything For The Baby, Who Responds By Saying Da-da First.