If I Hear Another Line Dance Song

The Thing That Bothers Me The Most Is The Recklessness And Greed Of The Local Ranchers, Who Run Too Many Cattle Back Here, Choking With Waste The Creek That Runs Through My Property. There's Certain Times Of Day That The Cowboys Like To Send Them Turds Down The River. Them F**kers Piss Me Off. If You Gotta Mess Up The Ecology Of The World In Order To Raise A Bunch Of Cows, Well Eat Somethin Else. I'm Not A Fan Of The Cowboys.

Well, I'm Kinda Like George Carlin. I Think That There Ought To Be A Time Where Everybody Should Have All The Drugs They Want And There'd Be Nobody In Charge, Sort Of Like... Now!

When You Get To Readin' About Where The Music And John Steinbeck And All Those People Like That Come From, The Further You Go The More Interesting It Becomes.

Women Are God's Last Creation. You Suppose He's Saying, "what Should I Do To Follow This?" Well, It's Really A Head -scratcher. I Think Women Are Absolutely Wonderful. I Think This World Is Going To Be Governed By Women.

Diana Krall Knocks Me Out. I Like Jazz And I Like Her Simple Approach.