If At First You Don't Succeed, Redefine

I Think The Warning Labels On Alcoholic Beverages Are Too Bland. They Should Be More Vivid. Here Is One I Would Suggest: "alcohol Will Turn You Into The Same Asshole Your Father Was.

I've Set My Own Rules To Live By. The First One Is: 'never Believe Anything The Government Says.'

One Philosopher Has Rightly Said That Property Is Theft. But I'd Like To Use My Future Ownership Of Property To Give Something Back.

The Christians Gave Him Sunday, The Jews Gave Him Saturday, And The Muslims Gave Him Friday. God Has A Three-day Weekend.

If Churches Want To Play The Game Of Politics, Let Them Pay Admission Like Everyone Else.