I'd Rather Be A Comma Than A

We Rely More On Enthusiasm Than Actual Skill. Whatever You Do, Do It Enthusiastically And People Will Like It More.

I Know Being On A Major Label Is Meant To Be Antiquated, But We're Fine With It.

Record Sales Don't Really Mean Anything. For Us, The Pressure Is Imagining Some 15-year-old Kid In Cincinnati Who Buys Our Album And Doesn't Feel Like He Wasted His Pocket Money.

I Don't Think You Can Be A Mysterious Rock Star The Same Way You Could In 1965 Because There's Too Much Information. Everything You Do Is Available All The Time. So The Only Thing You Can Rely On Is Not Being False.

You Gotta Wear The Right Trousers If You're Gonna Be A Rock Star.