I Would Rather Smoke One Cigar Than

The Only Thing That Makes Life Endurable In This World Is Human Love, And Yet, According To Christianity, That Is The Very Thing That We Are Not To Have In The Other World. We Are To Be So Taken Up With Jesus And Angels, That We Shall Care Nothing About Our Brothers And Sisters That Have Been Damned. We Shall Be So Carried Away With The Music Of The Harp That We Shall Not Even Hear The Wail Of Father And Mother. Such A Religion Is A Disgrace To Human Nature.

The Hope Of Science Is The Perfection Of The Human Race. The Hope Of Theology Is The Salvation Of A Few, And The Damnation Of Almost Everybody.

The Church Has Always Been Willing To Swap Off Treasures In Heaven For Cash Down.

It Is A Thousand Times Better To Have Common Sense Without Education Than To Have Education Without Common Sense.

He Loves His Country Best Who Strives To Make It Best.