I Would Never Stoop So Low As

Cheating Love Is Just As Real As Un-cheating Love.

I'll Just Wait Right Here For You Cause I Know Your New Love Won't Last. I Wound Easy, But I Heal Fast.

That Traveling Man Was A Two Time Lover, He Took My Love, Then He Took My Mother.

The Only Way I'd Be Caught Without Makeup Is If My Radio Fell In The Bathtub While I Was Taking A Bath And Electrocuted Me And I Was In Between Makeup At Home. I Hope My Husband Would Slap A Little Lipstick On Me Before He Took Me To The Morgue.

I Think That I Know The Value Of A Dollar.