I Wish I'd Gotten Sober At A

And I Will Never, Ever Respond To Anybody - Man, Woman, Vegetable, Or Mineral - Who Tells Me To Keep My Mouth Shut.

As The Saying Goes, I Want To Be The Best-looking Corpse There Is.

This Alpha Dog Is Not Going To Take It Lying Down Next Time.

Every Six Months I Fly To Dallas To Get Botox And I Also Get Collagen Injections.

I've Been On The Cover Of Every Magazine In The World.