I Will Follow Osama Bin Laden To

The Role Of The Vice President Is To Break Ties In The Senate And Inquire Daily Into The Health Of The President.

I Asked That I Not Be Considered For Vice President Of The United States.

Russia Is A Gas Station Masquerading As A Country.

I Will Conduct A Respectful Debate. Now, It Will Be Dispirited -- It Will Be Spirited -- Because There Are Stark Differences. I Am A Proud Conservative, Liberal Republica-- Conservative Republican...hello? Easy There.

Why Am I Running For President? Well, My Wife, Cindy, Says It Is Because I Sustainedseveral Severe Blows To The Head In Prison Camp.