I Will Blow Your Face Clean Off

Seventy-five Years. That's How Much Time You Get If You're Lucky. Seventy-five Years. Seventy-five Winters, Seventy-five Springtimes, Seventy-five Summers, And Seventy-five Autumns. When You Look At It Like That, It's Not A Lot Of Time, Is It? Don't Waste Them. Get Your Head Out Of The Rat Race And Forget About The Superficial Things That Pre-occupy Your Existence And Get Back To What's Important Now.

That's My Idol, Elvis Presley. If You Went To My House, You'd See Pictures All Over Of Elvis. He's Just The Greatest Entertainer That Ever Lived. And I Think It's Because He Had Such Presence. When Elvis Walked Into A Room, Elvis Presley Was In The F***ing Room. I Don't Give A F*** Who Was In The Room With Him, Bogart, Marilyn Monroe.

Flowers Are The Fastest Way To A Woman's Heart. Well, Actually, The Fastest Way Is Through Her Rib Cage, But Flowers Are A Lot Less Messy.

My Life Is Nothing Like The Daddy Day Care Life. Me Around The House Is Nothing Like The Daddy Day Care Dad.

I Just Voted For Jesse Jackson !