I Went To Play Golf And Tried

We Flew Over To England By The Same Route Churchill Took. It Was Easy. All We Had To Do Was Follow The Cigar Ashes.

I Don't Bother To Look For Parking Space Anymore. As Soon As I Get Near Hollywood Boulevard ... I Sell.

To Give You An Idea Of How Fast We Travelled - We Left With Two Rabbits And When We Arrived We Still Had Only Two.

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.

I Only Speak A Little Pigeon French. Just Enough To Get By With The Little French Pigeons.