I Went To Boarding School At Seven

Hmm... Death By Mini Bar, How Glamorous.

I'm A Sex Machine To Both Genders. It's All Very Exhausting. I Need A Lot Of Sleep.

In Burton's Day They [soldiers] Were Itching To Get Into The Fray. Now It Is The Opposite. They Are Always Whining About The Dangers Of Being Killed. Oh My God, They Are Such Wimps Now! The Whole Point Of Being In The Army Is Wanting To Get Killed, Wanting To Test Yourself To The Limits. Now You Have To Fly 15,000ft Above The War Zone To Avoid Getting Hit. I Don't Think There Is Any Point In Having Wars If That's How You're Going To Behave. It's Pathetic. All This Whining!

Why Are Men Talking About What Clothes They're Wearing? It's So Unmanly, I Think. It's Like Versailles Before The Revolution, Without The Style.

You Cannot Be Politically Correct In A War.