I Was The Kid Next Door's Imaginary

I Don't Really Hang Out With People. I Like To Be By Myself. In Fact, I've Been Arrested A Few Times Because I Like To Walk Around At Two Or Three In The Morning, Looking At Shop Windows. The Cops Take Me To The Station And Fingerprint Me. But I Wouldn't Call That Hanging Out.

Because We Allow Handguns. When You Know Someone In The Crowd Might Be Packing A Rod, It Can't Help But Rush Your Timing.

I Ran Five Miles Today. Then, Finally, I Said, 'here, Lady...take Your Purse.'

Christmas Seems To Start Earlier And Earlier Every Year. Like, This Time, It's On December 25th.

The Battle Of The Sexes Will Never Be Won As Long As We Keep Sleeping With The Enemy.