I Was Smart Enough To Go Through

I'm So Fat And I'm So Depressed; Last Night I Tried To Hang Myself - But The Rope Broke.

You Don’t Marry For Love. What Does Love Got To Do With Marriage? I Spit On Love And Marriage. You Marry For Money.

When You First Get Married, They Open The Car Door For You. Eighteen Years Now...once He Opened The Car Door For Me In The Last Four Years - We Were On The Freeway At The Time.

My Parents Hated Me. All I Ever Heard Was, "why Can't You Be Like Your Cousin Shelia? Why Can't You Be Like Your Cousin Shelia?" Shelia Had Died At Birth.

You're College Graduates Now, So Use Your Education. Remember: It's Not Who You Know, It's Whom.