I Was Quite A Reader Before I

Nobody Knows A Hit Before It's A Hit.

Sinclair Lewis Was Asked One Time To Give A Talk To Class Of Students About Writing. When He Got There He Asked The Class, Do You People Want To Be Writers?and They All Said Yes. Then Lewis Said, Why The Hell Aren't You At Home Writing?

People Think Because You're Private, You Have Something You Don't Want Them To Know.

A Monkey Was The President, Though Maybe Not The First. And There Was Peace And Harmony Throughout The Universe.

If Barbara Walters Was Interviewing Me, I'd Figure Her Career Was As Dead As Mine!