I Was One Of The First Veejays

You Have To Go Away To Come Back. That's Just Normal. That's With Bands, Actors, Comedians, Everything.

I'm Not Used To Getting Good Reviews.

I Kind Of Was Raised At The Comedy Store By Comedians. When You See My Dad On Stage Before Me And Then You See Me, You'll See Where I Got A Lot Of My Stuff.

I Think You Gotta Look At Stuff Half-full As Opposed To Half-empty.

You'd Think When You Saw My Old Mtv Stuff That I Was Always Drunk And High And All That Stuff. I Wasn't.